Collectible Ashtray

20-es style party - young Berlin freaks dancing, drinking, smoking cigars in chic Weimar Republic style costumes. Music: Lotte Lenya, Mackie Messer. [Read More...]

[Chorus]
What you gonna do when the people go home
And you wanna smoke weed but the reefer’s all gone
And somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out the doobie ashtray
Why they do me that way
What you gonna do when ya friends go home
And you wanna take a pill but ya end’s all gone
Somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out my doobie ashtray
Why they do me that way

You probably don’t have a big ol house on the hill
But if you did just imagine how it would feel
If your phone got disconnected, no cash, and ya gas cut off
And the gal that you had that was helping just stepped the fuck off
She took the kid, the dog, and the kitty
And everybody know you’re at a low they feel pity
And what’s really fucked up is now you’re just normal
No more hoes, no more clothes, can’t go to the show cuz it’s formal
And you wonder why why why why why
And you resort to gettin high
But damn, you can’t find ya stash
And you never took the time to ask yourself

[Chorus]

You probably don’t have a lot of money
But if you did would you find it funny
If you lent, and you spent it, and you didn’t invest
Or put it in the bank so we can gain some interest
You just went and copped the biggest car you could find
And a couple more just like it so your friends could follow behind
Never mind how much it costs, you copped the best weed to smoke
And for her a fur coat
You got jet skis and boats
And next thing you’re broke (damn)
And the yacht that you got, it won’t sail or float
You look back and try to catch someone’s attention for help
You made a right at the light and they made a left and you ask yourself

[Chorus]

Why they do me that way
Yeah
Hey hey hey
Ain’t no more doobies in the tray
What you gonna do when the people go home (home home home)
Wanna smoke some weed but the reefer’s all gone (gone gone gone)
What you gonna do when your friends go home
And you wanna take a pill but your end’s all gone (gone gone gone gone)
All gone [Read More...]

B-Side Collection 1- The White Stripes [Read More...]

Apologies for the longer than usual wait for a video. 2 weeks. My God I’m a slacker. But this video became a bit more epic than I had expected. I realize this comes across like somebodies shitty vacation movie. That’s because it basically is. I had a fun time hanging out with my comedy friends, and in some ways I guess this video is more for them and me. But hopefully it’s entertaining in someway for you all out there.

Also I didn’t include any footage from the show itself, as I wasn’t in a position to film from, and the battery and disc space issues were limiting. But it went basically like most shows do.

The Hotel itself is quite new, and I can heartily recommend it for those into Skiing or delicious bread.

http://www.japanspecialists.com/files/ac_h_phoenix.html

The temple is called Zenkou-ji And is quite nice. Apologies for mocking Nagano. I’m sure its a nice place… but its more fun to mock. Though a volcano did erupt nearby the day after my visit. I’m not sure if its connected to my well documented snarkyness.

I’ll be back to my usual videos in the very near future.

Music:
Taj Mahal - Leaving Trunk
The Doors - Black Train
Common - A Film Called Pimp
Nina Simone - Gin House Blues
Dr. John - Cold Cold Cold
Super Chikan - Blank Trip [Read More...]

you used me for an ashtray heart
right from the start
case of the punks
I feel like a glass shrimp
make invalids out of supermen
call in a shrink
And pick you up
in a girdle
you used me like an ashtray heart
right from the start
case of the punks
another day, another way
someones’s had too much to think
open up another case of the punks
you hid behind the curtain
waited for me to go out
a man on a porcupine fence
each pillow is touted like a rock
the mother / father figure
someone’s had too much to think
send your mother home your navel
case of the punks
you picked me out like an ashtray heart
hid behind the curtain
waited for me to go out
used me like an ashtray heart
a man on a porcupine fence
hit me where the lover hangs out
while they crushed me out
you used me for an ashtray heart
stood behind the curtain
you looked in the window when I went out
you used me like an ashtray heart
brush me off
while I was burning out

High Quality Version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHXuQgI94mg&fmt=18 [Read More...]