Collectible Ashtray

B-Side Collection 1- The White Stripes [Read More...]

Me singing three cigarettes by Patsy Cline. Please take note that i am just learning the guitar, and im no expert. haha [Read More...]

Apologies for the longer than usual wait for a video. 2 weeks. My God I’m a slacker. But this video became a bit more epic than I had expected. I realize this comes across like somebodies shitty vacation movie. That’s because it basically is. I had a fun time hanging out with my comedy friends, and in some ways I guess this video is more for them and me. But hopefully it’s entertaining in someway for you all out there.

Also I didn’t include any footage from the show itself, as I wasn’t in a position to film from, and the battery and disc space issues were limiting. But it went basically like most shows do.

The Hotel itself is quite new, and I can heartily recommend it for those into Skiing or delicious bread.

http://www.japanspecialists.com/files/ac_h_phoenix.html

The temple is called Zenkou-ji And is quite nice. Apologies for mocking Nagano. I’m sure its a nice place… but its more fun to mock. Though a volcano did erupt nearby the day after my visit. I’m not sure if its connected to my well documented snarkyness.

I’ll be back to my usual videos in the very near future.

Music:
Taj Mahal - Leaving Trunk
The Doors - Black Train
Common - A Film Called Pimp
Nina Simone - Gin House Blues
Dr. John - Cold Cold Cold
Super Chikan - Blank Trip [Read More...]

The title says it all guys enjoy [Read More...]

you used me for an ashtray heart
right from the start
case of the punks
I feel like a glass shrimp
make invalids out of supermen
call in a shrink
And pick you up
in a girdle
you used me like an ashtray heart
right from the start
case of the punks
another day, another way
someones’s had too much to think
open up another case of the punks
you hid behind the curtain
waited for me to go out
a man on a porcupine fence
each pillow is touted like a rock
the mother / father figure
someone’s had too much to think
send your mother home your navel
case of the punks
you picked me out like an ashtray heart
hid behind the curtain
waited for me to go out
used me like an ashtray heart
a man on a porcupine fence
hit me where the lover hangs out
while they crushed me out
you used me for an ashtray heart
stood behind the curtain
you looked in the window when I went out
you used me like an ashtray heart
brush me off
while I was burning out

High Quality Version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHXuQgI94mg&fmt=18 [Read More...]